If you’re like me, living in your parents basement you’re too cool to watch the Olympics. That Phelps character? Fuck him. If I’m going to spend some time doing something other than jerking off saving the world, I’m going to watch Women’s Wrastlin where I can watch some Asian lady check some white girls oil.

It kinda makes me want to travel to China, cause where I’m from, that’s an extra 75 bucks.

Thanks to WL for the pic

Dear Mr. President,

It is with the deepest regret that I must inform you of grave news: The terrorists have won. The Raiders have actually done something good. Attached is photographic evidence that is not for the weak at heart. A Raiderette Cheerleader, naked. (Now, would be a good time to eat a cookie and give the photos to Dick Cheney. Everyone likes a helper!)

During this darkest hour, I can’t help but think, had you provided me with a jetpack, we could’ve turned this thing around. Sure, I only wanted to wear it while having sex with particular Viginians, but if you know another way to win the war on terror, I’m all ears.

Naked boobage at DC

Well, lookie fuckin here. No, you’re eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. That is the star of MTV’s "Rob & Big", Rob Dydrek grabbing a handfull of tits from I guess a webcam, or, some type of picture taking device of which I am too poor to purchase.

I’m not really shocked though, I mean, come on, he is Bobby Light, right?

If you’re into like, titties and nipples, and other such eye hazards, you can check out the uncensored pics at DC.

DO WORK SON! DO WORK!

 How many plates did you say you bench? These niggas benching window units and pressing cars!

So, there were a lot of rumors that Sara Boberg was a member of the Swedish Olympic Crossbow team.

The bad part about that is, one, Sara Boberg is not on any Swedish Olympic team. And oh yea, Crossbow is not a fucking Olympic sport.

However, don’t leave just yet…I have some great news. While Sara does enjoy some type of arching, and apparently is very good at it and does participate in National level tournaments, she’s also very friendly with the camera. Naked friendly, if you will.

Really though, who cares if she’s on or not on the Swedish Olympic roster? I don’t care is they said she was a jockey on the Swedish Unicorn Team - She’s still naked.

You can see the Not Safe For Work pics here (YES. THAT MEANS SHE IS NAKED)

Thanks to WL for the original scoop.

Okay, maybe not, but over at Barstool Sports, they captured Erin checking out the ass of her nemesis Heidi Watney. She looks like a cougar checking out its prey.

Somebody get me some jello, NOW!