Yea, this is a yearly thing at UCLA…cause, hey, what else is there to do in California than get naked and fuck? Thankfully though, the fine students at USC have yet to realize this…(and that’s a good thing) cause the last thing I need to see are a bunch of white people running through the streets of South Central. That just screams police beatings…

I’d like to show you a few pics of this little event, but for every set of plastic tits, there seems to be an equally graphic picture of a douchebag in a banana hammock standing right next to her massive melons. And that…upsets me. I know it’s a turn on for some of you, but, you’re not allowed within 39 feet of this blog. Yea, I’m looking at you Hamb.

Side Note: I was totally unaware Tila Tequila goes to UCLA in the below pic.

If you look closely, you’ll notice (beyond the snow bunnies of course) that that tall, dark man is none other than Cincy Bengal Running Back Kenny Irons. Now, I know what you’re thinking….

That’s Kerry Irons?

I know…trust me. I had a hard time recognizing him too…I don’t recognize Bengals when they’re not in their county issued orange jumpsuits.

It’s nice to see the white girls trying to lose weight though, drinking the amazingly tasteful Coors Light.

Where is Kenny’s Kool-Aid though? Isn’t he black? Oh, was that racist?

Thanks to WL for the pic

Yea, okay, she’s really not naked…but she is from Miami…and that’s good for something.

I could really send your whilly whacker into a tailspin and inform you that all these fine young ladies are Dolphin Cheerleaders. But, I really can’t confirm that. For fantasy purposes though, not only will they all be Dolphin Cheerleaders, they will all be my sex slaves.

TO THE DUNGEON WOMEN!

Back to the point…while I can’t confirm these are all Fin Girls, I know one is. And I know her name is Tiffiney. How I know something so vital as her name, is none of your business. I just looked at the Dolphins site.

She looks like she’s stuck in the 80’s…and might have a variety of STD’s, but, what do I care? I could own her in an STD contest. You got nothin’ on me hoe!

Enjoy Tiff…with thanks to DC.

With thanks to WL and TMZ, we’ve been able to locate NY Yankees Slugger Jason Giambi getting his JD on in Vegas during the All-Star Break.

Honestly though…these pictures are semi-weak. How are you in Vegas, getting drunk, without a couple pairs of plastic tits around you? Isn’t it the law or something? Hell, you have to pay the women in Vegas to NOT rub their tits in your face.

The odd thing is…I didn’t know they put HGH in bottles now.

Oh, and the pinky off the bottle, Jason…nice touch. It says uber classy.

The ’stache though says you enjoy your boyfriends broom up your ass.

PS - Glad to see Jesus is your drinking buddy, Jason.

I’d venture to say Tennis Star, but, well…the only star this girl will ever achive is with "porno" infront of it. Get it..cause like "Porno" and "Star" make Pornostar…..get it? Get it?

Oh, fuck you.

Anyway, whatever you wanna call her, Ashley Harkleroad will be soon hitting your favorite Barnes & Noble bookstore gracing the cover of the newest Playboy Magazine.

Seriously…what other sport could you so so bad in, and, be one of the most popular players? I don’t see Marvin Benard playing in the MLB All-Star Game. Can we get Scott Pollard the starting center spot for the Eastern Conference?!

Now…hopefully, if she does a little tongue flipping with Anna, I’ll super speedwash my pecker for a month.

Not like I don’t already, but, it’s an extra excuse to do so anyway.

P.S….I’m attempting to look up Harkleroad on my GPS system, but, to get there, you need to cross the Hersey Highway…and I’m lost.

Directions?

The Nuggets will trade veteran center Marcus Camby to the Los Angeles Clippers in order to create salary cap space, a source close to the Nuggets told the Denver Post Tuesday evening.

Denver will receive a future second-round draft pick, the source said, along with the large salary exception the Clippers hold.

Trading Camby, considered one of the top defensive centers in the NBA, will save Denver around $20 million, the source said.

 Source: http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_9891201