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Well slap my face and call me a whore. Devin Harris (you know, that spastic mouse looking point guard on the New Jersey Nets) is not only, not gay, but, he has a pretty seductive looking girlfriend. And she looks like she’s just about ready to take her top off. But, I think she has it all wrong. The new thing this year is to cut holes in your shirt, right at your nipples. Then let them poke out. It’s all the rage. You watch. Shit is gonna be huge in Japan.

And btw, the above picture is courtesy of Playboy. They are gods and I will make sure I give them the proper credit they deserve and please don’t sue me kthanksbye.

If you can recall, Rey Maualgua, thong side strong side linebacker of the USC Trojans practiced in a pink thong earlier this year, which we featured here on EBS. Well, since Rey had little else better to do in the Trojans blowout Rose Bowl Victory, he thought it might be fun to do a little dance with Erin Andrews.

Oh. And is it me, or does Erin Andrews take herself a little too seriously? You’re on a sideline lady. Not Iraq.

Anyway, Rey strikes me as a smooth operator, so I tried this last night. But the hooker was more impressed with my mountain bike.

Thanks to the Sporting Blog

Here is a collection of the Top 10 plays from the 2008 part of this season from Ball Don’t Lie. Quite a few impressive ones, especially the DWade nutbag on Emeka Okafor and Vince Carter’s fuck you to Toronto. Obviously, the #1 was expected - but that seemed a little more luck than any skill involved. That arc nearly clipped Jesus’ nuts it was so high.

I like Kevin Garnett. I do. He’s a very talented basketball player, and he gives hope to people who are lesser than I, who don’t have a college degree. Yea, I’m smarter than you. However, Kevin has some, well, cuntish, cockfaced, dicklicking, rough neck ways that tend to strike people in the wrong way, especially those over at Didn’t Draw Iron, who has a great collection of everything Anti-Kevin.

Also found there, is this above video, that exploits all of Kevin’s asshat ways.

Now, I’m not going to sit here and bag on KG, not because he doesn’t deserve it. He does. But, my inbox is already full enough of gaping vaginas, I don’t need some goofy talking Minnesotan filling it up more, or even worse, some fhagott wichked qheer bait from Bahstan.

Hey Boston! Guess what?! TOM BRADY!!

You know, I try not to complain about NBA refs all that much, not because they don’t suck, they do. I just don’t want to be a blubbering baby. But, it’s painfully obvious just how horrific these guys are, when they can go through an entire possession not realizing that a team has 6 men on the floor, at the exact same time. And even worse, they most likely wouldn’t have taken a notice if the Celtics didn’t throw a bigger tantrum than a 4 year old who lost his ball.

Though - maybe they were confused since Steve Blake was the only white guy on the court? I get confused thinking he’s a basketball player as well.