So, according to the New York Daily News, the fine print establishment it is, they’ve come out with a report that upstanding citizen Roger Clemens has had a 10 year affair with Country Music Star, Mindy McCready. And while I wont go as far as to condone the affair, that’s actually not the biggest problem of this situation. Oh no. The affair apparently ended in the year 2000…which means it started about 1990. Now, using my uber all around awesome scientific calculator, and knowing Mindy was born in 1975…that would make Mindy…15 at the time of their relationship and Roger 28.

Yea, that’s right. Roger was boinking a 15 year old.

So…cheating? Check. Lying under oath? Check. Drug use? Check. Statutory rape? Bingo.

Check the record books guys, has any pitcher ever hit for the cycle? Or did Roger just become the first one?!

Thanks to WL

Edit Update: Roger Clemens lists his favorite TV Show in the Yankees and Astros media book as Hannah Montana. Interesting.

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