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Paul Pierce is a dramatic Vag-ine
June 6th, 2008 by Eze
Paul: I love you, Brian.
Brian: Don’t you do that, don’t say your good-byes.
Paul: I’m so cold.
Brian: Listen, Paul. You’re gonna get out of here, you’re gonna go on and make lots of babies, and you’re gonna watch them grow. You’re gonna die an old… an old man warm in his bed, but not here, not this night. Not like this, do you understand me?
Paul: I can’t feel my body.
Brian: Not getting traded, Paul, was the best thing that ever happened to me… it kept me with you. And I’m thankful for that, Paul. I’m thankful. You must do me this honor, Paul. Promise me you’ll survive. That you won’t give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Paul, and never let go of that promise.
Paul: I promise.
Brian: Never let go.
Paul: I’ll never let go. I’ll never let go, Brian.
*credit to 0signal for the conversation
I’m really curious to ask Paul what is the gang sign for “UBER PUSSY”…
Honestly though, it was the by far the worst injury I’ve ever seen…it took all of 3 minutes to heal. What a freaking superhero.
Tags: Boston Celtics, NBA Finals, Paul Pierce, Paul Pierce injury
June 7th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
See, this is what I like to hear. I’m so f’n tired of the conspiracy theories. Pierce wasn’t trying to create drama or gain some sort of acclaim. Do you really think he has time to think about that? Do you really think he’d unnecessarily miss part of a game to make himself see heroic?
The answer is a reasounding no. As the man pointed out, pierce is obviously just a woman.