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So uh, yea, Playboy and Tennis work well…
July 16th, 2008 by Eze
I’d venture to say Tennis Star, but, well…the only star this girl will ever achive is with "porno" infront of it. Get it..cause like "Porno" and "Star" make Pornostar…..get it? Get it?
Oh, fuck you.
Anyway, whatever you wanna call her, Ashley Harkleroad will be soon hitting your favorite Barnes & Noble bookstore gracing the cover of the newest Playboy Magazine.
Seriously…what other sport could you so so bad in, and, be one of the most popular players? I don’t see Marvin Benard playing in the MLB All-Star Game. Can we get Scott Pollard the starting center spot for the Eastern Conference?!
Now…hopefully, if she does a little tongue flipping with Anna, I’ll super speedwash my pecker for a month.
Not like I don’t already, but, it’s an extra excuse to do so anyway.
P.S….I’m attempting to look up Harkleroad on my GPS system, but, to get there, you need to cross the Hersey Highway…and I’m lost.
Directions?
Tags: Ashley, Harkleroad, Hot girl, Hot Tennis, Playboy, Tennis
July 19th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I knew this girl was going to be something else five years ago. I wish they’d make that sort of option available on the stock market. Between Hayden Panetierre and Ashley Harkleroad, I’d be rich.