Kristy Ann

Model and my future wife Kristy Ann hit up EBSports this past week to show us what a hot girl looks like in our shirt. Hint: It’s a lovely sight. I’m pretty sure it’s a crime against nature for a chick to look this hot to wear our shirts….and being an FBI agent working out of my parents basement, I should report her. But, well, I don’t currently "own" a car (it’s really a "minor" problem…I guess the lady at the DMV had a "problem" with me getting "undressed" getting my license picture taken…she knows she wanted it) and my scooter has a flat, so, I’ll let it go. But, just know that I’m watching you little lady! Watching you REAL good. Really really really good….and in two weeks the restraining order will be reduced to 900 feet! Anyway, before the cops come knocking on my door again, we want to thank the beautiful and sweetheart Kristy Ann for stopping by EBSports and helping out! She’s really one of the sweetest people I’ve ever dealt with, a true sweetheart, so go give her some love by checking out her links and voting for her. I’ll give you a "I voted for Kristy Ann" badge if you do…No, seriously, I made one out of a trash can lid and some duct tape.






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