Well, since the World Series looks to be about two hours away from being completed, it looks like it’s time to end the season in true EBSports fashion - With a Battle of the Ball Girl contest.

Thanks to HomeRunDerby for the pic

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Okay, so, I’m not even going to try to make a funny here, because you won’t care. Fuck, I don’t even care. Just enjoy the pictures. These two young ladies are synchronized swimmers or something. Whatever. They’re lesbian sisters to me.

Have fun masturbating.

Last week, the Chicago Cubs went into Milwuakee and promptly dispatched of the Brewers, but, that’s not the only thing the Cubs were tearing apart. Mike Nadel of the Norwich Bulletin was covering the game for the Cubs, and was lucky enough to ease drop on a few Cub player conversations about ESPN hottie reporter, Erin Andrews (who was also covering the game for ESPN).

Below are some pieces of his article which can be found here:

Moments later, the blonde reporter was chatting with Alfonso Soriano. At one point, she placed her hand suggestively on Soriano’s left bicep. Was I reading too much into all this? I don’t think so. I’ve been a paid observer for a long time … and I wasn’t exactly the only one who noticed.

As two Cubs stood near their lockers, one asked the other: "Hot? Or just attractive? Does she do anything for you?"  The inquisitor then made eye contact with me as if saying — to use a term my uncle might have — "Hubba-hubba!"

This went on for at least an hour. Finally, Piniella emerged from his office, ready for his dugout media session. As he turned the corner, there was Andrews in all of her bare-legged, high-heeled, low-necklined glory [pictured, left]. "Hey, hey, hey! Look at this!" Piniella said, loudly and excitedly. "Are you doing a baseball game today or a modeling assignment?"

Fair question. I have seen Andrews at many events in recent years and this was the first time I had witnessed anything quite like this, which is why it seemed so bizarre. Did she really feel playing the sexpot was necessary to practice journalism?

Oh, whatever. First off, we know for one, that Erin would never touch a minority…so don’t make us think she was actualy within 35 feet of Soriano. Secondly, you lie Mr. Nadel. We all are fully aware that you would eat uncooked kernel corn from her butthole. Proudly.

Catalina Cruz, wearing an EBSports shirt….ahh…I can’t think of a better summertime memory. It kind of reminds me of that sweltering July when I opened a "Lemonade and Lap Dance" stand. I was doing pretty well until the cops shut me down. To this day I still believe my mom tipped them off after dad came home smelling like Country Time and whore. Too bad they couldn’t arrest an eight-year-old. But they could send me to military school after giving my Super Nintendo to orphans while I cried in the back seat of the Mini Van. Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah, Catalina Cruz is amazingly hot.

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Yea, okay, she’s really not naked…but she is from Miami…and that’s good for something.

I could really send your whilly whacker into a tailspin and inform you that all these fine young ladies are Dolphin Cheerleaders. But, I really can’t confirm that. For fantasy purposes though, not only will they all be Dolphin Cheerleaders, they will all be my sex slaves.

TO THE DUNGEON WOMEN!

Back to the point…while I can’t confirm these are all Fin Girls, I know one is. And I know her name is Tiffiney. How I know something so vital as her name, is none of your business. I just looked at the Dolphins site.

She looks like she’s stuck in the 80’s…and might have a variety of STD’s, but, what do I care? I could own her in an STD contest. You got nothin’ on me hoe!

Enjoy Tiff…with thanks to DC.

Oh dear…it’s that time again. Naked cheerleaders.

It seems like I find one of these things every week. Anyway, thanks to DC, our newest collection of titty twillers comes from Canadia where not only can you get Djhe Djhe Djhe from your local Canadian CVS, but, where you can find hot cheerleaders getting buck nasty in your local Motel 6….ah.

The most amazing part of this? The cheerleader coach is not only behind the camera…she joins in.

More Naughty Pics Here at DonChavez

So, we all know about graduated Arizona Softball hottie Taryne Mowatt, and how sales of Jergen’s skyrockted in the Valley of the Sun. Well, Miss Mowatt is now a member of the Washington Glory…which while interesting, isn’t as interesting as the next tidbit.

Her new teammate is former Arizona Sun Devil Softball Star Bianca Cruz.

Being the Wildcas and Sun Devils are bitter rivals, I imagine both girls have quite a few topless, hair pulling, jello infested fights…late at night while I sit in my parents basement…watching re-runs of Baywatch, equipped with my 16 oz bottle of…err, I mean, uh…back on topic….

If you haven’t taken part in a fun evening of ESPN 2 softball recently, it’s of my suggestion you do.

Sure…most of the lovely ladies are about twice my size and lumber down the basepath like Cecil Fielder after a McDonalds bender, but, for all the pain that causes…there is your Bianca Cruz.

I’m proud to say I’m a huge fan of the Gloryholes now.

Props to WJFK for the pic.